What you are about to read may be incredibly boring.
Or mentally stimulating.
Or just plain boring.
Read at your own risk.
This is a blog dedicated mostly towards my hatred of Fifty Shades of Grey, Forty Shades of Pearl, and other literary garbage.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: unalike)
American U. to offer ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Class
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/American-U-to-offer-50-Shades-of-Gray-Class-185155601.html
This is why we can’t have nice things.
This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:
(Source: littlesilvershadowhunter)
I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
(Source: deathtiel)
Book trailer for ‘Fifty Shades of Chicken’
A young, free-range chicken. A dominating, ravenous chef. A naughty tale of fowl play. If Fifty Shades of Grey left you hungry and lusting for more (more, more!), satisfy your culinary kink with Fifty Shades of Chicken, a titillating collection of tied-and-true recipes bound to make every meal a turn-on: Dripping Thighs, Learning to Truss You, Erect Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Happy Ending Chicken
Is anyone else turned on and hungry at the same time?
YESSS
It’s invaded France now! :(
It’s great how they’ve already piled up the firewood. Anybody got a match?
Fifty Shades Generator
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
Want to read the humorous yet erotic sex scenes that Fifty Shades didn’t quite deliver?
Click above, that’s all I’m gonna say.
Fifty Impressions of Grey
I CAN’T BREATHE!!!!! xDDDD
At first I thought this would be lame but it’s actually pretty funny xD
