What you are about to read may be incredibly boring.
Or mentally stimulating.
Or just plain boring.
Read at your own risk.
This is a blog dedicated mostly towards my hatred of Fifty Shades of Grey, Forty Shades of Pearl, and other literary garbage.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”