What you are about to read may be incredibly boring.
Or mentally stimulating.
Or just plain boring.
Read at your own risk.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
If you are ever having a bad day just go on amazon and search fifty shades of grey and then click on the one star reviews. Read a few. My favorite quote so far from the reviews is “This is the Ke$ha of literature.”
Your day will improve immediately.