What you are about to read may be incredibly boring.
Or mentally stimulating.
Or just plain boring.
Read at your own risk.
There is absolutely nothing of interesting about me that could possibly entertain you. In fact, even reading this sentence is a total waste of your time.
However, if your time really means that little to you, I will indulge. My name is Kristin and I am 20 years old. I’m a crappy fanfic writer because I like reading bad fanfic. Let’s face it, crappy writing is comedy gold.
Let’s see. I don’t take myself too seriously and neither should you. I could live off mashed potatoes and gravy and would not mind installing a minifridge under my sink and living entirely in my bathroom.
Did you learn anything of consequence? No? Good. Now move along.
Oh, and I have no idea how to use Tumblr. No, really, I don’t.