What you are about to read may be incredibly boring.
Or mentally stimulating.
Or just plain boring.
Read at your own risk.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
About Me
There is absolutely nothing of interesting about me that could possibly entertain you. In fact, even reading this sentence is a total waste of your time.
However, if your time really means that little to you, I will indulge. My name is Kristin and I am 20 years old. I’m a crappy fanfic writer because I like reading bad fanfic. Let’s face it, crappy writing is comedy gold.
Let’s see. I don’t take myself too seriously and neither should you. I could live off mashed potatoes and gravy and would not mind installing a minifridge under my sink and living entirely in my bathroom.
Did you learn anything of consequence? No? Good. Now move along.
Oh, and I have no idea how to use Tumblr. No, really, I don’t.
